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Are you tired of social media bimbo influencers and himbo content creators clogging up your internet? Of course you are. They promised us an information superhighway, and we’re all jammed up on a service road. We can see the highway. But all the social media content creators who repost something someone else posted are blocking the on-ramp. And then there is all the time spent posting comments about the comments posted on the latest post that has comments posted that have everyone's knickers in a twist. Yeah, better cancel that celebrity because their personal views don’t align with yours. First up – celebrities are not role models. Second – nobody cares what you think. And third – I just wasted my time typing out this paragraph because, well, nobody cares.

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However, you have a business or whatever and help is necessitous to establish your brand. Do you want some van life hippie to be the fulcrum point for your business’s future success? A hard no, thank you very much.

 

You require something more vigorous. More robust. You need Clown and Monkey Brand Ambassadors Team*. Why? Why not? No opinions. No point of view. No soapbox speeches. Just a clown. And a monkey. And your logo. For just pennies a day, you can have Clown and Monkey*** be the faces of whatever it is you think you need a face for.

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Clown and Monkey. It’s all bananas to us.

 

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