Do you need to advertise your business? Do you have a mission statement that you feel is important? Maybe you are an organization that wants to get your message out to the public? Or an artist who feels they can contribute to the betterment of humankind? Well, that's great. Good for you, Buddy.

 

We at Whiz Bang On A Stick Multi-Media Partners don’t care.

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You see, other ad agencies, media companies, or content creators will try to woo you with fancy buzzwords like sales and profits. They will razzle-dazzle you with the old dog and pony show while talking about algorithms, clicks versus views, revenue streams, blah, blah, blah. They will have charts and graphs. Yes, both. Charts and graphs. We won’t do that. Our dog up and died. He up and died. And who can afford a pony in these troubled economic times? Nobody we know. I do know that having a pony in the office drives your liability premiums way up. 

 

So, you have questions. Understandable.

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Here’s how it works. You call us. You tell us your company name. You tell us what you do. You give us money. Some sort of non-refundable deposit. We may ask you a few questions. We may not. We might need some more money. We come up with an idea. We tell you the idea. Deal done. No back and forth. No pitch meetings. No, my kid knows how to use Illustrator and has ideas for a logo chit chat. Then you take the idea and do whatever you want with it because, well, it's yours now; you paid for it. Go nuts. If you want us to set up a social media account or rent a billboard or something, we can do that, I guess, but that’s not really our thing.

 

Our thing is the idea. We have them. You don’t. So shut up.  

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Get in touch or don't.

 

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